I took this with a dodgy camera phone. The caption beside the girl with the bird on her shoulder says “She loves a cockatoo”.

What are Cockatoo Ridge saying about their female customers? Sure, they love a nice glass of bubbles but…

The double entendre, while ever so witty (surprising that nobody came up with this in the 20 years since Austen Tayshus released Australiana), it’s not the most flattering picture to paint of what probably amounts to more than half your consumer base.